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Jokes (Funny ones)

Post by Guest on Tue Jun 16, 2009 10:08 am

Put some good jokes in here.... i want some good laughs lol


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Post by Dizz on Tue Jun 16, 2009 10:41 am

Yer thats actually a good idea chrizzy mate Very Happy

We'll have to get some of them happening

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Post by Guest on Tue Jun 16, 2009 10:42 am


there were threee idiots in the car driving down the highway going to Disneyland. They saw a signn that said "Disneyland Left". So they went home


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Post by Guest on Tue Jun 16, 2009 10:44 am

How did the idiot break hi sarm whilst raking leaves?
He fell out of the tree

Why did the idot break two windows?
One to get in and one to get out

Why did the idiot get fired from the m&m factory?
Because he threw out all of the w's

Why did the idot get fired from the banana factory?
Becuase he threw out all of the bent ones

lol Very Happy lol!

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A mushroom

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It is two tired.

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Post by Harry on Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:48 am

They are some good one Tofzz. I have got one

A Man Called Fred

A cop stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. So he asks the man his name.

"Fred," he replies.

"Fred what?" the officer asks.

"Just Fred," the man responds.

The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket.

The officer then presses him for the last name. The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it.

"Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?"

The man replies, "It's a long story, so stay with me."

"I was born Fred Dingaling. I know -- a funny last name. The kids used to tease me all the time. So I stayed to myself, studied hard, and got good grades. When I got older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Dingaling, MD."

"After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through school, got my degree, so then I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS."

"Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD. So now I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS, with VD. Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Dingaling, MD with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD. Then the VD took away my Dingaling, so now I am Just Fred."

The officer walked away in tears, laughing.


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Re: Jokes (Funny ones)

Post by carrot top man on Thu Jun 18, 2009 1:37 pm

very good spelling tofzz anyway are you in grade 10 if you are who are you?
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